Harry Potter is My Lover

Harry Potter is my lover.
I'll take him in bed, in the living room, in the kitchen, at the airport, at school
Even in front of my parents
I know, I can be scandalous,
But it really isn't as it sounds,

I just like to read.

I eat him up
Just like a ruby red tomato,
Not everyone will enjoy taking a bite
You either love it or you hate it
But I find the contents to be quite delectable

But even if he's not quite your type
You can easily understand the appeal

Any man who will take me to exotic locations
Who can work magic to get us a table at a 5 star restaurant
Without a reservation
Any man who can turn his words into actions
Would cast a spell on any girl's heart.

Plus everyone falls in love with a dork at some point in their lives
The cute glasses
Unending intellectual thought
Colorful opinions spiced with advance vocabulary that could make the phone book sound interesting
Who knows, you might even marry one

So now I say again, Harry Potter is my lover
I can escape with him any time of the day, anywhere
He's the star Quidditch player
He's smart, has the cute glasses
Can work magic anywhere
I can teleport to be with him by his side always, just by flipping a page

Harry Potter is my lover
Jealous yet?

~not Kat

P.S. Explanation: Harry Potter is not Kat's lover, 10 points to Gryffindor if you know who is. But yes, I am jealous.